加菲貓超經典搞笑語錄
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. s4|tWfZ n#6{K6}k~ 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。 2|j=^ ))AxU!*. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ow'G&<0b }K?b2 6` 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。 {#kCqjWG rf=l1GW Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ry|a_3X(I 2OUx@Vj 要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。 a]*{!V{$i +IS6l*_y>6 Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. ]){ZL I8! .n 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.。 ogIu\kiZ &?y@`',a0{ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. Dh4 Lffy `^Ll@Cx" 每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個。 0 7Yak<+~ 0UJ6> Rj Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. D SX%SE) 8KJ`+"<=@ 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 Gx$m"Jeq\ E G+/2o+W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1n<4yfJ ,Z @I" &H 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.。 "8%$,rG1& <pV8 +V) Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. i#4+l$q pq r_{ 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。 3Qd/X&P c$,1j%[) Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. uDND o t]0DT_iE 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 %0 {_b68x q)9n%- YgP Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ilQ}{p6I E`.hM}h 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。 =8#.=J[/ 'k ]~Q{K$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. y;CX )!8 |hj!NhBe 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 QY4;qA ROn@tW “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 1OExa<Zq @. $- ^- “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。 xDU \mfeGj 5- GS@fY There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. W/\VpD) ?; NA2={RB; 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 YFS6YA niCK(&z “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? MG=8`J-` (_4DZMf 努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明。 UH6 7<_mK @Q,Q"c2 “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ~IW{^u g(tVghHxt$ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作。 XX /s@C gIz!~I_U God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ^wWbW&<Tg 6 /YJA* 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。 v.<mrI#? JqMF9|{H When two’s company, three’s the result! u$^tRz9 aR6F%7gvz 兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個人才是! 9o5D3 d K nyi!D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 131(0nl)=I wjl)yo$z 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 K [DpH& E>]K#H The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. R]X 0D. v5'`iO0o The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. gm)Uyr$ M]r?m@) 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什么學來著。
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