Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

-- Isadora Duncan
 

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
 

There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
-- Giraudoux
 

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison
 

I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
 

Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
 

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 

Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas
 

The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows
 

Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
 

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
 

Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
 

I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber
 

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, 1913
 

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf

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誰讀婚姻合同，然后到它的任何聰明的女人，值得所有的后果。
- 伊莎多拉鄧肯

所有的女人是天生邪惡。有的只是發(fā)揮自己的潛力，在以后的生活比別人。
- 乍得答寶潔，逃跑，短篇小說

沒有什么，以便在這個世界上的錯誤，一個明智的女人，不能在一個下午的課程設(shè)置是正確的。
- Giraudoux

一個女人很少詢問意見之前，她已買了她的婚禮的衣服。
- 約瑟夫艾迪

我娶了我下面。所有的婦女。
- 阿斯特夫人南希歸因

有些婦女的麻煩是，他們得到的所有興奮什么 - 然后嫁給他。
- 雪兒

婦女：如果他們不拒絕你的婚姻建議，他們指責(zé)你的可疑行為，在女性的內(nèi)衣更衣室。
- 崖Clavin，“干杯”，美國電視節(jié)目的字符

Heav'n hath沒有像愛的憤怒仇恨turn'd，也不地獄的憤怒，就像一個女人scorn'd。
- 威廉Congreve
婦女的社會，是禮貌的元素。
- 約翰沃爾夫?qū)T歌德

杰克喜歡他的女人，他喜歡他的獼猴桃：撻還甜，果肉公司尚未產(chǎn)生的觸感，和覆蓋著模糊棕色的短發(fā)。
- 喬納森S.哈斯

瘋子的承諾，如婦女，是不是安全依賴。
- 約瑟夫海勒，天曉得

女人是上帝的第二個錯誤。
- 尼采

如果女性不存在，在世界上所有的錢將沒有任何意義。
- 亞里斯多德奧納西斯

女性都喜歡茶包，把它們在熱水中，他們變得??更加強壯。
- 埃莉諾羅斯福

我恨女人，因為他們總是知道的事情。
- 詹姆斯瑟伯

我一直無法找出正是女權(quán)主義是什么，我只知道人們叫我女權(quán)主義者，每當(dāng)我表達區(qū)分從一個受氣包，我的情緒。
- 麗貝卡西，1913年

我冒昧地猜測，不久，誰寫的這么多的詩，沒有簽訂往往是一個女人。
- 弗吉尼亞伍爾夫