千萬(wàn)別混日子，小心日子把你給混了。

Don't fool around. Be careful that the days confuse you.

別問(wèn)我是哪路人，孤家寡人。

Don't ask me who I am. I'm alone.

一看見(jiàn)別人掙錢就眼紅，但自己又沒(méi)本事，所以只好改變方向，閉上眼睛不看。

I was jealous when I saw others making money, but I didn't have the ability, so I had to change direction and close my eyes.

聽說(shuō)人丑就要多讀書，難怪我媽從小就說(shuō)我不是讀書料。

It's said that people who are ugly should read more. No wonder my mother said that I'm not reading material since I was a child.

當(dāng)你覺(jué)得自己一無(wú)所有的時(shí)候，千萬(wàn)不要傷心，你還可以好好的想想，你其實(shí)并不是一無(wú)所有，至少你還有病??！

When you think you have nothing, don't be sad. You can also think about it. In fact, you don't have nothing. At least you're sick!

洗頭發(fā)的時(shí)候感覺(jué)自己是一株蒲公英

I feel like a dandelion when I have hair

我喜歡的東西太貴了，我一咬牙，狠下心決定不喜歡了。

What I like is too expensive. As soon as I bite my teeth, I decide not to like it.

每次在街上看見(jiàn)很瘦的人，我都想分些肉給她，因?yàn)槲矣幸活w善良的心。

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

小孩子才做選擇，我們大人都是做牛做馬，做不完的活兒。

Children make choices. We adults do endless work.

我這個(gè)人特別的內(nèi)向，所以每次跟別人去吃飯的時(shí)候，我都是不好意思去跟別人搶著結(jié)賬的。

I'm very introverted, so every time I go to dinner with others, I'm embarrassed to rush to check out with others.

我覺(jué)得我就是小時(shí)候興趣班上多了，所以長(zhǎng)大了才沒(méi)有興趣上班。

I think I was more interested in the class when I was a child, so I was not interested in going to work when I grew up.

人生很難，但要保持微笑，因?yàn)楹竺娓y。

Life is hard, but keep smiling, because it's harder behind.

現(xiàn)在的我，除了水土不服，我誰(shuí)都服

Now I, in addition to acclimatization, I am convinced by everyone

俺最喜歡上班了，這種低人一等，累死累活又掙不到錢的感覺(jué)，真是太讓人著迷了。

I like working best. This feeling of being inferior, tired and unable to earn money is really fascinating.

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